Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
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Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, I’m 9 months pregnant. I was in a grocery store when this little hellspawn came tearing ass down the aisle right at me. I instinctively turned to the side to protect my belly, while the brat crashed into my hip and fell backward. His cunt of a mother cussed me out for knocking down her “baby”. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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sammiller4 3
never assume a woman is pregnant unless its extremely obvious
perdix 31
If you were a plumpa humpa, you could have said, "I'd be happy to get you there, ma'am."
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Comments (273)
hellokittyrainbo 0
ouch... fyl
WTFreversed 5
lol! sleazy you didn't rub her stomache and said
mclovin55 0
that sucks!! at least you were being nice!!
sallen0046 4
That's what you get for assuming someone is pregnant. You can't expect someone to be glad you "helped" them if the first thing you do is insult them.
stellasue11 38
exactly right!
Eroe 0
Haha. Moped...
Hughmadd 0
It's a scooter basically.
Eroe 0
I know what it is, I just find the image of a fat woman riding a moped funny.
ElectricGhost_fml 5
omg ur display picture is sooo super cute!!! haha
Eroe 0
Thanks, haha. It's my Pekingese dog who snores during all hours of the day. (:
jamieboi69 0
pretty sure anyone can ride a moped but it should be illegal for both fat chicks and pregs to ride them... 50/50 on this one UDI caz ur a twit for assuming she prego and FYL because who bashes someone who is just trying to help!?
thatonedame 6
sadly, no good deed goes unpunished.
Hughmadd 0
How did the OP deserve it? It's the own lady's fault for letting her weight issue get that out of hand and being such a bitch to someone so helpful.
Skankles 0
I can't help being fat!!! :(
honestlove11 0
you're seriously the most ignorant person ever if you think every overweight person is a crazy person shoving brownies down their throat. everyone carries their weight differently. I have boobs, a little waist, and hips. so naturally the extra 3to5 extra pounds I have on my tummy look like a little more. I know some overweight people who take very good care of themselves, they are shaped differently. so shut the hell up, you ignorant prick. :)
Hughmadd 0
If it's to the point where someone mistakes you for being pregnant, then it's a bit of a problem...
Hughmadd 0
And when did I ever say "EVERY" overweight person? That's not whom I was referring to. Quit being such a psychopath
zenti 2
I hope you learned your lesson. Never help anyone.
honeybunches34 0
yah cuz the whole point of this is to not help anyone.
yafuckyourlife 4
Why would you ask if the baby is ok? How would the women know that If it's inside of her? D:
sorrowevicteon 9
Good point...
randomness45 2
well he could have been hinting at the fact that she might need to be checked out by a dr, depending on how hard she fell