By Nurse - 31/08/2018 15:00

Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 827
You deserved it 721

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At least you made the pregnant woman laugh and feel more relieved.

Wow so you had a shitty delivery 🤣🤣

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At least you made the pregnant woman laugh and feel more relieved.

Wow so you had a shitty delivery 🤣🤣

you can console yourself with the fact that she's most likely going to inadvertently shit herself when she gives birth.

As a physician, I can say that many a woman shits during delivery, so she will likely get her fecal comeuppance ...

I kinda already feel sorry for the unborn kiddo. His mother sounds rather mean-spirited.

Ask her to demonstrate touching her toes.