Transportation: Creeped out - FML

Creeped out

By boardman - 25/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML

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By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

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Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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You really shouldn't have

By ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch - 13/02/2024 00:00 - United States - Renton

Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML

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By xxxkkxxx - 29/07/2011 15:37 - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

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The talk

By airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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nativebacon 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:00

Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.

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ohcrapitsme 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:57

First! and that sucks.....!

BaldOuting 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:59

ew. gross. and i don't even want to know how you found out.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:59

So what? You think that because you exist your parents should sacrifice their love life? YDI, if that can even apply here.

SocialAnarchyX5 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:47

From the headquarters of the Mile-High Club, I welcome your parents into our inner "circle".

b182link 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 21:40

hahaha something to tell ur new lil sibling when they're 12 or 13 hahahaha

Likian5 26

Sunday 15 February 2015 0:55

You definitely need to gain a sense of perspective, man. Put yourself in OP's shoes for a minute and imagine if you were on a flight and found out your parents were having sex in the bathroom only 30 feet away. Mortifying, isn't it? This isn't a "My parents still have an active love life" FML, this is a "My parents are having sex NEAR ME" kind of FML. Get it now?

Yulia_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:00

Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.

jesslackszazz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

Did you see them actually officially become a member? If not, its not that bad. If so, FYL.

nativebacon 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:03

#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!

Nebones 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:04

That don't even give a shit.

shamille 5

Monday 25 May 2009 9:04

yes, how did you find out? did they get in trouble?

Eros_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:04

Thats awesome, i really want to join the mile high club. #3, i do not think that the original poster thinks that, but its very common knowledge that kids do not like to think about, see or hear their parents having sex...especially when they are within 20 feet of it

Lifey66 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:05

AWKWARD

DamionDude 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 22:31

No @11- it's awesome..

capslockisgood 19

Saturday 29 September 2012 6:01

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