She forgot the time of day down to the exact hour, minute, and second.

This is where the phrase "some things are better left unsaid" came from.

It was your destiny to work there.

I feel you OP. I was named after a musician who's memorial concert I was conceived at. Every time someone makes the connection and asks me about my name... I die a little inside.

@64 Bob marley?

@ #84 was it Bob Marley

Maybe try not to make it into a tradition!

I was coming here to make a "circle of life" comment, but you beat me to it.

it's destiny!

Let's be honest. You wouldn't want a destiny that began in a bathroom stall.

Still beats a destiny that ends in a bathroom stall

soo... Where were you conceived?

I know some people don't care to know but I think everyone should know where they were conceived, it's pretty much where you're life began.

Thing is… there are much better places for spontaneity.

If you plan where you want 'spontaneity' to take place, is it really still spontaneous?

I think 'Employees must wash hands before returning to kitchen' is also a good policy.

having a child can be memorable, especially if the sex (or location) was unusual. Now, if you're having sex in so many unusual (weird) places that you can't recount them all, that could be a problem too.

Not.

who hasn't hooked up in a restaurant bathroom? nothing wrong with it.