ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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burntoast 0
No sympathy for someone that would spend 80$ on pants. Honestly.
WindLeader 0
most i'll pay for jeans is 30. ydi douche
jess22_fml 0
stop being a jew
crose85 0
(1) WTF - who in their right mind in 2009 still really thinks that being cheap is associated with Judaism. What bigontry! (2) $80 isn't really that much for a pair of jeans, and it's not a lot at all for that pair of dress pants you're required to wear to some jobs, family events, etc. If someone thinks "FML" when they tear, they're probably among the most expensive things in the closet, and possibly something that now needs to be replaced for work - perhaps at the detriment of other necessities in the monthly budget. (3) How could this person possibly deserve it for picking up a dime? It's not like they could know that their pants would tear, even if they were a tad snug or worn.
Sacho_fml 0
#6 - xD
Bee4594 0
Wow you guys suck. Maybe they just got a raise or some birthday money and wanted to treat themselves. And even if the pants ripped that doesn't mean the OP is fat, they could have been skinny jeans or something. Chilllaxx
IAmBridgette 0
Who goes for a dime anyway? I could make a racist joke, but I won't.
puhffft 0
Time to hit the gym?
Jareth_fml 0
You can afford $80 jeans. Why are you grubbin for dimes? YDI
HeroicDude 0
10 cents towards a new pair of pants, WOOHOO!