ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Top comments
bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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jdkfgkjdfb 0
$80 pants?
trilo3000 0
shouldent of bought the pants then u would have $80.10 :P
MusicMans 0
I totally agree with #7, 9 and 10
Dragonmouth 4
If they rip so easily, they're not worth 80 dollars.
anon12_fml 0
#53: $80 isn't "bullshit designer brand" pricing... designer jeans go upward of $150-250. However, they are also very good quality and are very unlikely to rip unless they're 2-3 sizes too small
cea2010 0
I bet you got them at urban outfitters. their jeans are total shit but fit so well :(
alex_vik 1
I really hope you were wearing a suit.
tigrouficele2012 44
@ninefuckedlives: I have never seen a pair of pants that cost more than $30 and are any better than ones at a decent price. If anything, they're all worse. With my household income, I could buy plenty of $80 pants if I wanted. But I look just fine in $15 pants, and the $80 ones always have awkward shaping anyway, or else they're itchy, bunchy, et cetera, or just plain ugly. Priorities? That would be education and groceries. Not clothes. Especially not when I could get better ones for much less, or maybe, I don't know, wear each pair of pants more than once (gasp!).
Asia_Aneka 0
YDI. We're in a recession and you have the nerve to talk about your ripped $80 jeans.
misterniceguy_fml 0
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