ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Top comments
bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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Comments (175)
roflbubbles 0
haha fat boy lmfao
Envy_Invidia 0
why are you such a jew?
Dasmi3 0
haha fatty
geoffgeoff_fml 0
you must be fat AND jewish
ninefuckedlives 0
Serious question, how much do you guys pay for pants? I usually wear Levi's 501's which are ~$50, but any other pair of decent pants is going to run at least $70. I'm a guy, and I'm not talking about skintight jeans or expensive high fashion shit. Buying $80 pants doesn't make you rich at all. It means you have your priorities straight and want to look good. But actually, scratch all that because it sounds like the OP is fat.
SmoothTalker 0
we're all thinking it...but I think I'll go ahead and say it...I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're Jewish :-D
Juli_fml 0
i pick up dimes all the time, but why would you spend $80 on pants?
losergirl 0
Maybe you should have spent that $80 on some grammar lessons instead. #80 hahhahhaha yess!
Remegy 3
James, is that You?
wholeon 0
I'm not sure what is so offensive about $80 pants. o.O I generally do not spend that much, but the two pairs of $80 jeans I do have (to be fair, they were on sale for $50 when I bought them), I have been wearing for like 3 years with plenty of time left in them. $20 Old Navy jeans, on the other hand, are done within six months. But if your pants ripped when you bent over, those are some cheaply-made pants...