ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Top comments
bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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Oriina 0
I can't say you deserve because it seems like just bad luck. Afterall, $80 pants could just be dress pants .. I know when I used to work at an office, I had to pay $120 for just the damn pants they wanted. Though it sounds like perhaps they weren't big enough to fit you or they're fairly worn... But seriously, sew them. Take some thread and hand-sew the hole up-- it can't be /that/ big, could it? If they ripped that easily, then it was probably along a seam.
Turn1211 0
YDI if you bought a pair for $80 and still found the need to pick up a dime off the street
esushi 0
What is with this "$80 dollar" trend? 80 dollar dollar
gem322 0
The moral of the story? Don't spend $80 on a pair of pants.
memmer66 0
Hahaha, fat ass :]] Loose some weight.
shned 0
jew
thatsucksballs 0
why tha **** r u wearing $80 pants?
geiger49er 0
thats what you get for wearing $80 pants fatty. lmao at #117
raNDMGUy 5
jew
ohlordy_12 0
this is such an old comic stories. not original. fake fml.