ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Top comments
bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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amiller16 0
safe to say that those $80 jeans were definately not $80
platypusrex256 2
a lot of people think $80 too much for denim? my denim cost $255! =D
Dimaranien 1
My only problem is that you bought 80$ on jeans, yet still are greedy with ten fricken cents. Leave the random coins for people who need them. #147-thats nothing to brag about.
Super_Sarah 0
ahhh irony
Scorponok 0
That's hilarious.
ironyofmylife 0
Your jeans are not worth what you paid for.
orangetang 0
Jesus, all of you people are getting bent outta shape over $80 pants? I suppose that they're definitely not worthwhile if they ripped so easily, but there are some jeans that are well worth that price and more, due to sheer durability and the amount of wear you can get. Instead of several pairs of pants, just get one or two nice ones and wear them heavily.
the_holy_one 0
hahahahha PWNED
Iwannabetreo 11
hahahahaha
darkelf06 0
it seems like this FML got cloned. http://www.fmylife.com/money/2401841