ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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xxsuperman360xx 0
thats what you get for spending $80 on jeans.
JCRothe22 0
Don't buy such expensive pants if they're too tight. duh
Newo_fml 0
Don't wear expensive pants that are way too tight for you. Problem solved.
djtelekinesis 0
Wow. $80 ass stranglers. I bet they go great with your Uggs and poofy black North Face jacket with lots of makeup and gigantic sunglasses. YDI
MOL_fml 0
If you've ever seen department store prices, 80$ is in the middle.
McD8772 0
omg lmao. 80$ for a pair of pants, isn't all that much to be honest. i just bought a sweater today, that was 100$, and it's not a heavy sweater either. like people have said, not all of us shop at wall-mart. The more expensive they are the longer they USUALLY last, because they dont fade all that much. sucks that they ripped. lose some weight?
curry11 0
haha you jew.
barbie0417 0
first of all; wtf is YDI?? anddd yu guys are all assholes. chilll the fck out. yu dnt know if he was wearing jeans or dress pants or watever. he prolli bought it with his own money. so quit talkin bout how he buys expensive clothes. dumbfcks.
ludachrisZ 0
good one einstein. u lost 79.90 cuz u wanted a shiny nickel off the ground. good job=]
mlif_iilwafyog 0
#103 Wow you suck at typing! Not to mention spelling! Also, FYI (and in case you have no idea what THAT means, its 'For your information'), YDI means 'You deserve it'. OP C'mon! Are you serious? You went to pick up a DIME that you didn't drop? You can't have needed 10 cents THAT badly when you're wearing $80 pants. You deserved it big time! And if you were wearing tight pants, all the more deserving.