ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Top comments
bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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penisfaceyay 0
LMAO oh god!
11bellacasey 0
gay. y were u wearing tight pants?
tjd13 0
JEW
BunnyEars 0
Just sew it up or something >_>
cheesycue 0
I don't know if your life is f***** or anything, but I kept seeing people asking why you would pick up a dime if you had $80 (which isn't that much depending on what type of pants they were..) to spend on pants. Is it really such an awful thing to do to pick up a dime? I don't think so.
youngboss_fml 2
u just lost 79.90 bucks
jazzmancarron 11
you ******* deserve it for wasting 80 dollars on a pair of pants that are probably tight enough to cut off circulation to your balls, and then bitching about it when they rip. fag.
jazzmancarron 11
um, **** you, irishbabe, i could easily afford to pay 80 bucks on a pair of pants, but i choose not to because im not shallow and shit. walmart pants are the same exact thing as your designer jeans, so go suck a dick.
aertzc 0
JC Penneys has $18.00 pants...just saying.
ruinit 0
jew