ripped
Canada
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sdauner
United States
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
Arabian_Soap
Mermaid Beach, Australia
Grab it while you can
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY
United States
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
gas money
Reno, United States
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
woodre
United States
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Top comments
bravesman1983 0
I don't have much sympathy for people who wear $80 pants.
akeep5 0
if you could afford $80 jeans, then you shouldnt have to pick up a dime off the dirty street. YDI
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procrastinator_fml 0
that's why you don't buy $80 pants, ya jackass!!!
LMFAOsabrina 0
$80 for PANTS? I can buy so much more worthful things with $80. YDI, for wasting that much money on one pair of pants.
Anonymice_fml 0
Don't worry, patches are in these days.
LittleGreenBean 0
bahaha,if you can spend that much on a pair of pants, why couldnt you buy some that fit? lmao good luck!atleast next time try for a 20!
xXspdyXx 0
if you spent that much on pants.. why the hell do you need a dime in the first place?
oasisaddict 0
No offense.... but that´s why I usually get a bigger size.
bakersdozen 0
your fault for buying $80 pants
crasher41 0
You should take that dime and invest it in a well balanced investment portfolio, preferably a no load fund with low overhead costs based in emerging markets which target solvent balance sheets and low P/E ratios. If you get an average return of 10%, which is very possible considering today's undervaluation, you'll have your $80 back in approximately 74 years. That compound interest baby!! Although that doesn't factor in taxes and inflation....FYL!!
fuckkkkk_fml 0
why would you spend $80 on pants? YDI
eatin_brownies 0
$80 on a pair of jeans? and you ****** them up over a damn dime? you stupid mother ******! you spoiled little bitch!