frankkathy
United States
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MBean
The Valley, Anguilla
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
boomstick
United States
Ouchies
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
where's the epipen
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States
Another pro-shoe argument
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
hulagirl1217
United States
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
rrr
Canada
Bee plot
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
sisi9999
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Jump in
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
markzar
Amherst, United States
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Username
France
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
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flockz 20
you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
that's deaths way of telling u to **** off
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Comments (206)
jren207 24
I wouldn't wanna bee you.
justbigbs 6
looking at the comments , I noticed people don't know how to google, or the importance of bees. Without bees say good bye to fruits, veggies, natural fruit drinks, sugar, and flour (that's bread, for people who never heard of that word before). google "silence of the bees", and grow some brain cells and smoke less weed people, if anything just drink more alcohol and die from liver disease.
Rial13_fml 0
Who the hell saves a bee?!? It's not like a dog, that might appreciate it. It's a ******* bee... You know, maybe it was a suicidal bee, tired of dealing with the Queen's shit. It was trying to commit suicide and here you come, ******* that up. I'd sting you too!
ZombieNyamCat 6
dumb ass
vanillastraps 3
hahaha serves u right for trying to save a bug
ZUNiBiO 2
why would you do that?
Amandababeee17 1
For those of you who say honey bees don't sting…they do but always lose their stinger. And that show for you OP. Next time don't save it.
Riper411 1
Suicidal bee must of really wanted to die
BaconLover5 6
Why'd you try to "save" it?! It wanted to swim! U dont see ppl picking u up outta the pool u when u try to swim do u?!?!
BumpSetSpikeBitc 0
um honey bees dont have stingers so it might not have been a honey bee