By Anonymous - 18/8/2020 08:08

Forever alone

  Today, being a lonely exchange student, I slept with a guy from my dorm who I don’t genuinely like, just to show myself a good time. His equipment, fully deployed, was not even the size of my thumb and the entire business lasted less than 20 seconds. I was lonely enough to let him back in again. Twice. FML
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By  motoikkyu  |  12

Sorry for your loneliness. You understand that underendowed men didn't choose to be that way, right? We have no control over our tiny size. However, small men are sometimes very grateful for the attention you have given AND as a result, are trainable. If you're going to make regular use of this somewhat inadequate sex-toy, try training him to give you pleasure in many ways. It's a win-win, you get better attention, he learns valuable life-skills to make up for what nature didn't give him. Just a suggestion, the reality is to encourage you to build good friendships rather than jumping right to empty and meaningless intimacy that doesn't satisfy in physical or psychological ways.

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By  motoikkyu  |  12

Sorry for your loneliness. You understand that underendowed men didn't choose to be that way, right? We have no control over our tiny size. However, small men are sometimes very grateful for the attention you have given AND as a result, are trainable. If you're going to make regular use of this somewhat inadequate sex-toy, try training him to give you pleasure in many ways. It's a win-win, you get better attention, he learns valuable life-skills to make up for what nature didn't give him. Just a suggestion, the reality is to encourage you to build good friendships rather than jumping right to empty and meaningless intimacy that doesn't satisfy in physical or psychological ways.

By  ropoa  |  9

One time I had a dude that was nearly a foot long and 3 inches thick. I couldn't walk straight for almost a week. Be glad for 2 inches!!

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  Miss_Whipped  |  42

No, those are not the same experiences. Thank you for flexing your story though. Write an FML about how terrible it must be to have sex with someone who is well-endowed, perhaps?