Not only are they assholes but they're also probably breaking the law. I know in the UK at least it's illegal to totally block someone in unless you have permission

If I were OP I'd call a tow truck, but I'm not known for my maturity.

#55, after knocking a bunch like she did and them ignoring me on purpose to be dicks, a tow truck sounds pretty damn mature considering what I would've done..

#87 I agree. I most likely would've punctured 3 tyres on each car. (All 4 can be claimed with insurance, 3 can't)

#98 Don't spread that information, because it's wrong. If the cost for 3 tires is over the amount of the deductible, the insurance will pay for the amount over the deductible. It does NOT matter how many tires are punctured.

103. Different country, different rules.

Or call a tow company hahah

That's probably what the neighbors are thinking too though.

maybe, but blocking the carport is not the way to go

Asking someone to turn down their music is actually very polite(as long as you obviously weren't rude). Op is fully within rights to not want to hear loud music from the neighbors, if it was loud enough they could have made a complaint.

It's nice that the neighbours went over and asked as oppose to just calling cops. Because they're within their rights to do that too.