Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML
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Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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Top comments
person961 9
They probably mess with you because you can't take a joke. I personally love to mess with people who can't take a joke, and I'm sure others do as well
greencurtains74 11
then don't teach as a career. they seem to be messing around all in good fun. you need a sense of humor to be a professor
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Comments (136)
NightKat 25
You sound a lot like one of my professors...
mariusistheman 10
Give them all extra homework for a month.
MrsFlowers 9
Ever heard of sunscreen? I hear it prevents something like that from happening..
nurchok 15
Hey kids, don't forget that I'm the one to mark your exams...
tsgilly_fml 9
I would have said "Good morning Mr. Flunky".
squarecircles 13
Hey that's not so bad. At least it's not something worse like something that rhymes with pinky.
Michael903 18
College professor....angry cause they didn't call you Dr. Pinky?
vikky538 29
well that Burned quick..
sandman2118 10
You know what I have noticed in my school years was when the teacher was less strict an more calm with the children, the children would be more calm an not fighting back. An the act that he gave you the nickname suggest he is comfortable with you an he thinks your a pretty cool dude! So don't take it so hard
abc_1_2_3 12
You seem like the type of teacher who is overly serious about everything. i hate your kind...