Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML
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Top comments
person961 9
They probably mess with you because you can't take a joke. I personally love to mess with people who can't take a joke, and I'm sure others do as well
greencurtains74 11
then don't teach as a career. they seem to be messing around all in good fun. you need a sense of humor to be a professor
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Comments (136)
skittyskatbrat 19
At this point... HAVE FUN WITH IT. :) Demand that they call you Sir Pinkerton the Fourth, put a pink panther picture up on the wall, very seriously tell them that now that your cover is blown and they know your code name, you'll have to "take steps"... enjoy it. YOU will have more fun, and they will have fun and develop respect for you. Instead of getting mad, get witty...you've got years more experience than they do, so show it off. I teach middle school. You have to have a sense of humor, because, well, young people from kindergarten to college are overflowing with it. Just be glad it ISN'T kindergarteners. Their idea of humor is really bad, incomplete knock-knock jokes.
SparksTheSadie 18
Fail them all. This will teach them a lesson.
QuaSiCos 10
One Pinky to bring the students together. and then bind them all!!!!! Mmwahhhhh!!!!
thundermoo 16
If you knew students were assholes and you became a teacher anyways (but now hate it), ydi because you knew better. If you did not realize students were assholes before you became a teacher, you were once an asshole student (because everybody else sees it), in which case ydi because karma is a bitch
sonshadsil94 15
hey at least they didn't call you Pinkman
GirlWhoLovesVB 9
"Mr. Pinky's gonna give you all detentions if you won't shut up and do your class work." Is what you should tell them
bryanjamieluke 17
I tend to "make fun" of someone when I like them. It sounds like they like you, as a teacher or in general.
squeamishacorn 14
You get an F! And you get an F! Everyone gets an F!
XKkim_ 16
The kids are just trying to have fun. Just joke around with it for a bit and it'll get old. They will stop eventually. My classmates and I did it with my 8th grade science teacher and though it was obvious he was annoyed, he just made the most of it.
MikeyLean 8
Well what do you expect it's a community college