FML : Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate...

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Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By In urgent need of a new roommate / Wednesday 26 March 2014 23:44 / United States - West Linn

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By acerredrum | 23

#5897148 - Thursday 27 March 2014 8:36

Tell him okay but when you move out you expect half the bird.

By DrownedMyFish | 18

#5897157 - Thursday 27 March 2014 8:42

Hopefully you toucan settle this situation without it getting anymore hawkward than it already is.

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By acerredrum | 23

#5897148 - Thursday 27 March 2014 8:36

Tell him okay but when you move out you expect half the bird.

Acers1 | 13

#5897269 - Thursday 27 March 2014 12:02

acerredrum
we meet again

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5897484 - Thursday 27 March 2014 19:15

43 - Shutup Meg

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5897485 - Thursday 27 March 2014 19:16

Half the bird is fine, but what are you doing with the other half?

martialart1st18 | 19

#5897598 - Thursday 27 March 2014 20:55

Haha I like this. Btw OP your roommate is a dumbass

xx000o | 27

#5897640 - Thursday 27 March 2014 21:44

Don't worry, 5-6 years you will get used to it.

niallo | 23

#5897897 - Friday 28 March 2014 4:07

I'm ok with half the expense of taking care of the bird. As long as it's for getting it stuffed. No more screeching.

Marley_000 | 14

#5898631 - Friday 28 March 2014 22:50

In the meantime they can train it to get out of its cage and shit on their roommates stuff. It will earn it's keep.

By zandalee | 19

#5897149 - Thursday 27 March 2014 8:37

Just say no for the love of God!
Tell her to take the bird back, she is sharing a room with you!

scooterdude720 | 19

#5897378 - Thursday 27 March 2014 15:41

The gender is not specified.

azaelgza98 | 5

#5897639 - Thursday 27 March 2014 21:44

#58- Does it really matter?

Bigfabthetruth52 | 22

#5897936 - Friday 28 March 2014 4:54

I'd teach the parrot to say something super annoying to them yet hilarious to me.

By emmingle | 24

#5897150 - Thursday 27 March 2014 8:37

Get a cat.

jogihoppa8343 | 23

#5897169 - Thursday 27 March 2014 8:49

oh !!

miggles | 16

#5897267 - Thursday 27 March 2014 11:58

How is getting another pet gonna solve anything here? Unless the cat eats the parrot I guess, but still. Cats are assholes. ._.

kjack49044 | 18

#5897328 - Thursday 27 March 2014 13:59

That was the point of the comment.

B1ackthesun | 31

#5897383 - Thursday 27 March 2014 15:52

Make sure it's an expensive pure breed op, and demand half of all costs including its purchase while you're at it.

ThomasBombadil | 31

#5906902 - Sunday 6 April 2014 22:49

Better yet, get a new roommate.

jaketr00 | 4

#6489901 - Monday 21 December 2015 5:15

Then make your old roommate pay for half of the utilities your new roommate uses.

By GEBEH | 14

#5897151 - Thursday 27 March 2014 8:38

Or just let it out through the window.

chutney_02 | 22

#5897205 - Thursday 27 March 2014 9:34

Or just turn the parrot against your roommate

Emmiii_fml | 18

#5897242 - Thursday 27 March 2014 10:50

No that would be horrible. That parrot has most likely lived its whole life in a cage and won't know how to survive and find food outside.

kuzzy00 | 22

#5897493 - Thursday 27 March 2014 19:31

You do realise domesticated animals still have basic inherited desires to scourge food.

kinky44 | 28

#5897600 - Thursday 27 March 2014 20:57

Scrounge is the word you were looking for. Also, if a pet is raised to await a feeding, that is how it will behave unless trained otherwise.

alycion | 32

#5897674 - Thursday 27 March 2014 22:47

Yes 72 my husky shows it every night when he tries to counter surf. Yet he only does it when there is competition for resources, a foster dog in the home.