By In urgent need of a new roommate - United States - West Linn
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML
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  Bigfabthetruth52  |  22

I'd teach the parrot to say something super annoying to them yet hilarious to me.

  alycion  |  38

Yes 72 my husky shows it every night when he tries to counter surf. Yet he only does it when there is competition for resources, a foster dog in the home.

By  xivoricbutterfly  |  25

Get a cat. Cat eats parrot = sleep.