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By Devil's Pigeon - 18/04/2017 14:00
Today, on vacation, I had my first encounter with a macaw parrot, who promptly bit my ear and shat on me while amused tourists laughed and took pictures. FML
I hope you mean ex-parrot! The only reason that parrot had been sitting on his perch is that he had been nailed there!
On the bright side you might get internet fame with all those photos.