Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML
Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
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Top comments
Tempest559 12
She must like to wear it on her teeth like my grandma does too.
daydreamer244 13
Well what flavor was it?
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Comments (150)
ErinRaechelle 7
I guess she wanted to be pretty on the inside as well..
Namenlos_fml 20
Aren't you able to write rebuttals for negative feedback? Make her look like an idiot.
unknown_user5566 27
I have stared at this FML for a good five minutes trying to think of something witty to say, but I think the customer's stupidity has dropped my IQ a few points, and I can't come up with anything.
florencesummer 0
Best. Comment. By far.
unknown_user5566 27
I do what I can. :)
noisebox 1
There's always those types on eBay. They can be found in other places too, they are called 'retards'
CHFSports 12
F$&ktards is more like it
Enslaved 38
I have actually bought Channel lipsticks that have had a foul taste to them. Even though the item is sealed and never used, doesn't mean that it can't go bad. Everything, including makeup, has an expiration date.
luna2495 0
Dude that's weird who in their right mind eats lipstick?!?!?!?!?!?!
mrrossh 3
So what the hell could you have done about that? Tell her 'shit happens, can't help you.'
SS 31
FYL. In this sort of situation phone eBay customer line and explain what's happened. They always do an efficient job with these sort of things, and they always recognise who's right and who's not. Good luck :)
lollipop77_fml 6
Raspberry Ice - not so nice?? Some people are nuts. Really, who in their right mind says lippy is supposed to be delicious?Unfortunately for your flawless record, you found the customer who's obviously bonkers!!!!
florencesummer 0
Could you send me a sample of it? I really love the bitter soapiness of MAC, but I'd like to try something new. Thanks OP