Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML
Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
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Top comments
Tempest559 12
She must like to wear it on her teeth like my grandma does too.
daydreamer244 13
Well what flavor was it?
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Comments (150)
groundzeromma 8
Who the **** buys lipstick on eBay?
nerdsgetmehot 23
It might be a discontinued color of lipstick that isn't available in stores anymore.
Lil_Red777 21
Apparently that woman does. As long as its unopened why not.
bluejayscheer 7
She probably thought it was those little lipstick candies
BobbieH 19
There's just no shortage of idiots! FYL! You can respond and even have the remark and negative rating removed. It's a pity that you have to because of someone's stupidity.
Driveshaft 5
I have 100% there too, so I feel your pain. On something like that, however, you can sometimes appeal it to get it removed.
BriskIsRisky 2
Tell her to suck air
bunniex1 11
I had a rootbeer flavored lipstick that I ate.
bunniex1 11
Well, I was 6 years old at the time.
funnytruth 0
Dafuk
MrFuzzles 5
I'm so tired of seeing this, can we please ban this word? Thank you mods and have a wonderful day.
ICastillo 25
I'm sorry Mr. Hitler if they haven't banned YOLO and U mad bro. Then it's not going to happen.
MrFuzzles 5
If I was still in power.... Wait then the world would suck. But still you wouldn't have to see those horrible words anymore!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Someone ate one of my lip balms once. But she was 2 years old and it was bubble-gum flavored lip balm. Assuming that the buyer is an adult, what's her excuse?
ThisBeAUsername 6
Lipstick that isn't tasty is unacceptable :I
CessOMG 3
Why the hell would she eat lipstick.
bunniex1 11
Cuz it's delicious om nom nom