Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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ambowew 7
Feel special, he cho-cho-chose you!
neal001 0
Hey, feel special. At least someone likes you.
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Comments (276)
Skymone 6
"Someone took the time to make me a valentine's card. My life is sooo bad". Less complaining, more appreciating that you, unlike a lot of other girls, actually got a card.
mama2b3 20
Yeah ungrateful biotch. It's actually pretty sweet!
xFallenAngelx6 3
Aww, that's adorable!(: tell him thank you
silent_bride 5
Hahaha, I sent that one to my brother last year. :P It's been around for a while, it's nothing new.
onetwoscream 6
That phrase is from Valentine's Day cards Jason Sho Green made and sold in 2005 and 2006. I'd be flattered to get one.
chelseaaa92 7
Now that's sincere!
NinjaLlama5243 0
That was a picture on ifunny or lolpics
iameulogy 0
I know kids are naive but damn. this is what's wrong with kids period. he was trying to be nice. some kids don't know how to express themselves. its not like he was trying to pole vault down your pants! there is a difference between a creepy SOB and an awkward kid trying to be nice. ydi for being stuck up. eat karma, it has vitamins!
redhead6 9
I know a guy who got mauled by a bear. Not pretty, not pretty.
andrew32792 0
You just sound like a stuck up bitch. That's pretty funny but you're too caught up on the fact that he's weird. I wouldnt have paid your high and mighty ass a lick of attention then ****** all your friends.
AngryCanadian 0
Question. What kind of bear is best?
raphanne_fml 33
Teddy bears?
silent_bride 5
FALSE. Black bears.
raphanne_fml 33
*hugs her teddy bear and pouts in the corner*
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Polar Bears are the best. Moon Bears (asian black bears) are a close second.