By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 669
You deserved it 5 528

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It's beary sad your bear got bear-napped.

I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.

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It's beary sad your bear got bear-napped.

Beat the stuffing out of the kidnapper!

I could bearly bear to read your pun filled comment.

I couldn't pawssibly bear another one.

When she finds the bearnapper I bet the consequences will be unbearable.

that's punny! keep them coming

That's awfull!! I'm so sorry fyl!:(

Hmmm... If only there was a GODDAMN BUTTON FOR THAT.

Fuck the bear's life, he's probably scared out of his wits! Lol

this reminds me of when that psycho dad bearnapped Ted

I have a monkey toy that I have had since I was 5. If someone took it I would feel like someone just took away apart of my childhood, because they would. :/

That sounds like something that calvin and hobbes would do.

Do not call the police. You cannot find me. Sincerely, Calvin

#44 Aaahh, memories...

How much is ransom for a bear?

A couple of pots of honey?

Nope, tigger was the kidnapper. And tiggers don't like hunny.

I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.

This comment fitted too perfectly with your profilepicture...

I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

You might know who I am, but I am not as adorable as I sound. You shall pay for your transgressions!

53 - Liam Neeson, is that you?

pay the ransom

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They're called "memories"

#7 was born at age 14, he didnt have a childhood.

Losing a stuffed bear doesn't erase your precious memories. Tapping the brain stem, however, can.

I don't remember a lot of things if I don't have a visual stimulus for my memories...

Who the hell would do that?

Certainly a burden to bear

I'd kill anyone who stole my childhood teddy bear! Not cool!