Miscellaneous: Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious...

I have a monkey toy that I have had since I was 5. If someone took it I would feel like someone just took away apart of my childhood, because they would. :/

dachayke 16

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

That sounds like something that calvin and hobbes would do.

an3ph 20

Saturday 18 January 2014 9:30

Do not call the police. You cannot find me. Sincerely, Calvin

dachayke 16

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Saturday 18 January 2014 17:11

#44 Aaahh, memories...

MatthewK 28

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

How much is ransom for a bear?

Dthsapprntc 23

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:37

A couple of pots of honey?

dachayke 16

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Saturday 18 January 2014 6:03

Nope, tigger was the kidnapper. And tiggers don't like hunny.

mintymandy 11

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.

Honema 16

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Saturday 18 January 2014 10:28

This comment fitted too perfectly with your profilepicture...

extrasnipes 22

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Saturday 18 January 2014 13:42

I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Shrouds 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 19:23

You might know who I am, but I am not as adorable as I sound. You shall pay for your transgressions!

sisco2901 20

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Saturday 18 January 2014 23:09

53 - Liam Neeson, is that you?

lurch87 18

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:04

pay the ransom

fergnasty 14

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:05

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dachayke 16

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:33

They're called "memories"

kinky44 28

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Saturday 18 January 2014 6:23

#7 was born at age 14, he didnt have a childhood.

laden_swallow09 34

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Saturday 18 January 2014 16:45

Losing a stuffed bear doesn't erase your precious memories. Tapping the brain stem, however, can.

Vessecora 10

Tuesday 2 May 2017 13:11

I don't remember a lot of things if I don't have a visual stimulus for my memories...

CrAzYELF4 26

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:07

Who the hell would do that?

aleximo 18

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:07

Certainly a burden to bear

applebramble 22

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Saturday 18 January 2014 5:08

I'd kill anyone who stole my childhood teddy bear! Not cool!

Nearly

Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43

You deserved it 33

Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59

You deserved it 22

Spicy

Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 455

You deserved it 786

Today, I'm stuck at my future brother-in-law’s Bachelor party. Ten guys I don’t know, who are all younger than me. It turns out two of them have been fucking since High School, and it’s an open secret in their group. I won’t out them, but only cause I don’t care enough to remember names. FML

I agree, your life sucks 385

You deserved it 582

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