By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
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tanyatsaini 7

It's beary sad your bear got bear-napped.

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mintymandy 11

I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.

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tanyatsaini 7

It's beary sad your bear got bear-napped.

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Welshite 39

Beat the stuffing out of the kidnapper!

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dachayke 16

I couldn't pawssibly bear another one.

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extrasnipes 22

When she finds the bearnapper I bet the consequences will be unbearable.

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lovelypunky 11

That's awfull!! I'm so sorry fyl!:(

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jseid2 10

Hmmm... If only there was a GODDAMN BUTTON FOR THAT.

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VampOfSavannah 31

**** the bear's life, he's probably scared out of his wits! Lol

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mFUNdo21 17

this reminds me of when that psycho dad bearnapped Ted

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FangirlingAlways 14

I have a monkey toy that I have had since I was 5. If someone took it I would feel like someone just took away apart of my childhood, because they would. :/

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dachayke 16

That sounds like something that calvin and hobbes would do.

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an3ph 20

Do not call the police. You cannot find me. Sincerely, Calvin

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dachayke 16

Nope, tigger was the kidnapper. And tiggers don't like hunny.

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mintymandy 11

I would hunt someone down and kill them...childhood things like that are too awesome to mess with like that.

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Honema 16

This comment fitted too perfectly with your profilepicture...

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extrasnipes 22

I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

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Shrouds 14

You might know who I am, but I am not as adorable as I sound. You shall pay for your transgressions!

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fergnasty 14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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kinky44 28

#7 was born at age 14, he didnt have a childhood.

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laden_swallow09 34

Losing a stuffed bear doesn't erase your precious memories. Tapping the brain stem, however, can.

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Vessecora 10

I don't remember a lot of things if I don't have a visual stimulus for my memories...

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applebramble 22

I'd kill anyone who stole my childhood teddy bear! Not cool!

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