Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Feel special, he cho-cho-chose you!
neal001 0
Hey, feel special. At least someone likes you.
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Comments (276)
jcingram 2
OMG i know exactly where he got that from *rubs forehead twice*
ThecomingofTan 9
At least you got a card this year. I sent like 20 valentine cards filled with nude pics of me wearing a Turban and water wings dry humping my sofa to Randy Jackson from American Idol, and that fuckhead hasn't responded to any of them.
cyK0tek 0
YOUR LIFE IS SOOOO HARD!!! OMI GAAAWD -__-
linkinpark98 24
D'Awwwww! :3
jpmc808 1
Aww well isn't that just the sweetest darn thing you ever done heard?!
FMLteam 0
I thought valentines day was feb.14... early?
Keahi 6
Hahahaha ahahahaha!
Shenannigoats 16
What a legend. No points for originality but still, nicely done.
bassoonist527 0
Dude, I've heard that line before! It's my favorite!
mALs00 5
Leave the guy alone, he just wanted to do something nice to someone he likes. It's bitches like you that made me hate women.