Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, I tried to sweet talk my crush by texting them in Spanish using Google Translate. I wanted to say, “You look amazing today,” but it translated to something like, “Your fish smells weird today.” They responded with a confused emoji and “¿Qué?” FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
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glittercookies 12
He probably meant on his.
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.
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Comments (120)
canzonetta 16
It's probably a mistranslation. I am fluent in both German and English and would be very happy to translate it for you, feel free to send me a private message (if you didn't burn the letter yet)!
geod69 8
Must be from your boyfriend
ms_awesome17 0
Send me the letter I'm German.
dreamer9614 3
Always use babelfish. I'm currently learning 3 languages and my aunt and her best friend (who are fluent in two of them) said its the only translator to get it right. My aunt has used google translate, but it never gets it quite right. So try it again in babelfish, it could say something totally different.
Epikouros 32
Neither Babelfish nor Google Translate are accurate enough to tell the difference between a love note and an insult, but they use different methods, so it might be helpful to try both. Babelfish translates word-for-word from a dictionary, while Google Translate looks for similar phrases in both languages from their search database.
Epikouros 32
Context is crucial in translation. If someone wrote this to me, I would interpret it as a love letter.
liftedyoda 5
Better then getting nothing at all
Donniko 2
wait a second.. Are you a guy or a girl?
SweetPerfectionn 3
Gonna guess female here, dude..
hernando240411 0
That's messed up, like big time. They will get what they deserve sooner or later.
angryyute 4
Choke auf großen, fetten Schwanz
derkster 6
Ownd by the german language :)