Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Hilariously sexy

Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 246

You deserved it 13 232

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 487

You deserved it 5 499

Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 426

You deserved it 474

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 358

You deserved it 7 777

Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 379

You deserved it 355

National bard

By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 748

You deserved it 4 662

By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 695

You deserved it 5 386

Whatever floats your boat

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france

Today, dressed in my sexiest nightie, I asked my boyfriend in the most sensual voice possible what he'd like me do to for him tonight. His eyed widened, he started clapping wildly, and then shrieked, "SPAGHETTI CARBONARA!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 693

You deserved it 5 055

Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 933

You deserved it 10 195

By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 111

You deserved it 1 605

By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 378

You deserved it 17 915

firefox42 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:01

I say post the letter! Let us decide. lol

dwights 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

"dear boyfriend I want you to ride me like Seabiscuit. Spank me with a "riding crop". I then want to lick it clean." if it was something like that id say the same thing he did lol

Comments

FreshPrince_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:58

hahahahaha!!! that stinks...

PsychoBanana 2

Wednesday 7 July 2010 2:48

Yes. Yes it does

RachelTheLoser 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 0:48

this is not an FML. xD

imway2sexy4u 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 17:07

not a fml ,he loves u right?

man_eating_bunny 18

Friday 3 October 2014 1:29

Well if she looks on the bright side, at least she knows hes in love with her....

st1ckyr1ce 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:00

try harder next time.

firefox42 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:01

I say post the letter! Let us decide. lol

flyingkoalas 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 8:38

I second that :)

D4ni3l96 5

Thursday 8 April 2010 20:43

I third

superguydude200 5

Tuesday 7 April 2015 2:08

I fourth

Foster678 19

Monday 27 April 2015 5:53

Fifth

Iamskynet 18

Tuesday 26 July 2016 19:41

i sixth

fylxx 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:02

well, at least he appreciated it! :]

aletere 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:03

Well, at least he loves you :)

dwights 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:04

"dear boyfriend I want you to ride me like Seabiscuit. Spank me with a "riding crop". I then want to lick it clean." if it was something like that id say the same thing he did lol

Boudica 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:06

Maybe you would have had better luck if you'd asked him what sexy thing he wanted to do to you.

Meow34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:07

LMAO. At least he didn't diss you and be all 'WTF'

Thomas_S 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:08

I say do it and when his eyes roll in the back of his skull, ask him if its funny now, and just stop and walk out the room. Nothing says I love you like blue balls.