Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, I tried to sweet talk my crush by texting them in Spanish using Google Translate. I wanted to say, “You look amazing today,” but it translated to something like, “Your fish smells weird today.” They responded with a confused emoji and “¿Qué?” FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
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Top comments
glittercookies 12
He probably meant on his.
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww, someone has a secret admirer. Too bad, they're rude.
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Comments (120)
lauren_ball 0
German can be very tricky, you have to be sure to capitalize especially when needed especially when translating or else it will turn into something completely different. German is a tough language to learn :/
Genoc123 5
Yup
tj4234 36
*edited* Never meant this comment, it's supposed to be a reply to someone.
BAbubbleZ 0
Sehr gut madchen. Zum glück!!! :)
causticgirl 6
Apparently the love note loses some of the passion in translation.
triggerit 5
I reckon translation add more passion in this case
KatieKupcake4195 9
Wow you're right! That is a cute letter! ^.^ (sarcasm)
fallensnow143 6
google translate is mostly incorrect. what did it say?
hateevryone 15
well that's immature.
chrisssdubbs 4
Wow that's really deep
chengy4191 7
Well goggle translate doesn't always get it right....ask a fluent speaker to translate for u :/
Hunter23236 5
I have a minor in German and I'm here to say that it can't be translated literally...what they were saying is they want you to suck their **** or they want to suck yours...depending on your gender