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By  lolmigosh  |  15

Your parents must have ALOT of free time just saying...

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  upyourzlolz  |  11

Why? Because all that free time is dedicated to: SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX LUNCH SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

Seeing as they are parents, and have a kid who doesn't understand the knock and wait for an answer rule, I doubt they have much free time. I'd also like too add one thing, STOP SAYING "JUST SAYING" AFTER YOUR DUMBASS COMMENTS, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND COOL, IT ISN'T FUNNY, AND IT JUST MAKES PEOPLE WANT TOO SLAP YOU! ok I'm done, back to my perky, fun-loving side. :)

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  bfsd42  |  20

I agree that "just saying" is about the most annoying and childish end to a comment. All it shows is that you have no conviction to your point and probably wouldn't be able to back it up should a debate arise.

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

I just wanted to bitch about something that mildly irritates me, Caps rage just seemed to my point across easier, it's just my opinion on the matter. I wasn't really trying to start a debate about simple minded, overused sayings.

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  StreetReaper  |  9

GoW_Chick, stop banging your head against the wall when simple people retort. It will only cause you further headache. I work with the public, and the average person is an idiot. Seeing how this is a public forum full of average people, I think you can postulate the logical conclusion. Hold your head high and know that there is a small minority on here that has a vocabulary. Isn't afraid to use it and you are in this small group. I enjoy your postings and tend to agree with your point of view. You have restored what little faith and hope I had for the younger generation. Keep the barbs flying.

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  juicystar777  |  4

did you go get into trouble or something? all because you opened the door without their approval doesn't mean anything bad. what's the big deal? :(( FYL..I think?

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  upyourzlolz  |  11

Well, she obviously lives for God, so then I can see some sort of reason for her obliviousness to sex. Them again, the whole book of Genesis seems to be about reproducing...

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  israelnotjacob  |  20

Uh yeah even 6:30 in the morning. Whoever told you that sex was primarily a nighttime activity had no idea what they were talking about. Yeah for a lot of people right before bed is the easiest time, but healthy couples don't have set times, they just make love whenever they have a moment and the mood catches them. Actually sex in the morning can often be the best sex as others have already said. But yeah if your parents live by themselves now you shouldn't just assume it's all right to come in without warning no matter what time it is.

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  crammer1  |  6

Next FML..."my wife and I thought we could atleast get an intimate moment alone at 6:30am away from the kids in the privacy of our bedroom....our kid had other plans"

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  b0ngs  |  7

Thanks for the Sex Ed, 62. I remember hearing my Dad always asking my mom for sex, in the morning. I was petrified because I thought parents didn't have anymore sex after kids. What a dumbass I was.

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  xMidna  |  6

As 15 said, morning sex is great. And that's why I would say you should always knock, especially at 6 30am. Some parents would prolly think that that's the only time they can have it, people usually sleeping deeper and whatnot.

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  Nhk_fml  |  4

I used to think that there would be no way in hell my parents are having sex anymore ( 4 children youngest is 7 I am 18) the box of condoms which I found while actually trying to find a bandaid proved me wrong

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  israelnotjacob  |  20

Either my parents rarely had sex or they were really good at hiding it because my room was right across the hall from theirs and most of my childhood they always had their door open.

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  swimmersrok  |  0

Get a clue... The category is intimacy. Does that narrow it down at all?

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  buck33  |  14

Attention echo, we have a code red situation. Reesespuffs has the the same picture as theninjabacon and nava1210. We need some backup. And lots of bacon.

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  tellithowitis  |  13

Why would op knock at 6:30 in the morning!?!?! He/She most likely thought they were asleep and probably did not want to wake them up by banging on their doors. I know when I get up for school and I need something from my parents room, I do not slam my fists on the door, rudely waking them up.

By  at_1sexymofo  |  3

Ew lol, i hate it for you

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  rubberduckie94  |  13

Either demotivational or epic fail I forget. I know it sounds awful, but my mom had a mild stroke awhile back and we tease her all the time about it. We have a family guy kind of sense of humor at my house.

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