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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Time to get a lock
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
liynda
Canada
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
chasingcars0624
United States
Chill out, mom
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
ari
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wankers of the world unite!
Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
Sky
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Fail
Steele, United States
Not a night owl
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML
Jan
Singapore, Singapore
Stealth mode failure
Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML
unknown
United States
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Alwayshappens2me
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fair warning
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
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jackii1313 9
It's called privacy! Jeshh...Learn to knock. YDI
ReesesPuffs 0
What were you doing in their room at 6:30am...
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Comments (224)
SupermanXL 3
*especially at 6:30am
Slimma 20
Before you enter a room that isn't yours you should knock. Its called courtesy. Its called respect. Even my 2 year old nephew knows that.
FMLGriff 8
you're a tool for not knocking....regardless of the time of day.
LightlyFalling 1
I just realized that when I used to sleep with my parents, my dad would try to feel my mom up. Scarred for life ):
agreedtodisagree 4
Dick likes to get hard at really wierd times.
nrwl_30 17
Oi! Yer virgin eyes must be burning!! Now, if you get a hard-on you have a disturbing image to allow you to "relax". lol
HunterAlpha1 8
you shoulda gotten a video camera and recorded it. then you could've gotten anything you want.
jshicksSN 0
Singing "Best part of wakin' up is seein' yer parents f*k" :). Yay folgers coffee
hateevryone 15
what were you doing up at 6:30 a.m.? lol
ajayy_96 3
Woah >.< lol