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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Time to get a lock
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
liynda
Canada
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
chasingcars0624
United States
Chill out, mom
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
ari
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wankers of the world unite!
Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
Sky
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Fail
Steele, United States
Not a night owl
Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML
Jan
Singapore, Singapore
Stealth mode failure
Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML
unknown
United States
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Alwayshappens2me
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fair warning
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
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jackii1313 9
It's called privacy! Jeshh...Learn to knock. YDI
ReesesPuffs 0
What were you doing in their room at 6:30am...
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Comments (224)
Heinousness 0
What did you need from in there? Advice?
2ndSucks 15
"Mom, what do you tell girls if you want to get laid and- Oh. Nevermind."
teague95 16
Mom the babysitter said Dad has herpes.....hope it's wrapped. *walks out casually*
ProhibitionRose 14
78- that...could ruin OPs parents marriage. That would be terribly ****** up, especially since it seems their marriage is still full of passion.
Enslaved 38
Especially at those hours. If they're not fooling around at that very moment, they've done it earlier and are sprawled out naked to cool off. An eye full to learn a lesson, huh?
Nekogami 14
I should've learned the lesson about 10 or 11 eye fulls ago. I get over eager to tell them something and next thing I know ... Bam eye full of 66 year old hairy old man ass. No thank you!
bitchesbcrazy 0
Well you didnt hear anything before entering?
linzilu 5
Well the beat sex happens in the morning ur a dumbass if u didn't know this
instnt1nfction 17
*best Or does OP's dad beat his mom
david12z 0
Yeah even mom and dad do the nasty at 6:30 am
maosquare 18
Simply perfect with the profile picture.
RS795 8
I have seen your pain.
alyspar2 5
It's never to early to get it on;)
omgthatsosuppera 4
And you know what they say about early morning work outs. It's always best in the morning.
RaquelW 7
The Early Bird Special ;)
FrankHotpants 31
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
SignUpisntcool 3
Well sorry for the comment I had made I was just exited I was first. Too bad it got deleted!
GoW_Chick 15
And the comment I actually replied to got erased... Heh. :/
Enslaved 38
I was wondering why you were yelling at, 22 earlier. Haha now it all makes sense. (:
Shelta957 13
Early bird gets the worm!! Oh wait...
GoW_Chick 15
I hope the what you saw wasn't too scaring, don't worry that's just temporary blindness you are experiencing, it will go away.
The_Hitdude 12
*scarring Sorry GoW_Chick, couldn't help myself. Happens to the best of us. Hope my thumbs up made up for it, though.
Lyraa_fml 0
I have seen many scarring things...