Love language
By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco
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You mean that isn't a turn on for you as much as it is for us boys?
If he wanted her attention, maybe he should be doing the dishes.
At least he doesn't do it when she's taking something out of the oven, like mine likes to.
At least he isn't going full on caveman on you. Humping and grunting is comparatively nice :-)
Nobody likes jokes anymore...
Practice more.
In all honesty, I don't see why #2 got downvoted so much. It's kind of true... as soon as OP said 'humping and grunting', I imagined a cave man... you guys who are downvoting are too harsh.
We do, 28. When they're funny.
Can you imagine if this was the common practice for flirting?
Apparently I've been doing it wrong for the last 4 years
You just made my day.
Profile picture is fitting
It's the thought that counts.
Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper next time and say "bad Fido".
Made me laugh really hard. Thanks, I needed it :D
You're welcome. I was also thinking about positive reinforcement for good flirting, aka rub his belly and call him a good boy.
Try doing the same to him
He'd think she was taking him up on the offer.
Next time tell him to sit and call him a bad dog
spray some water on him and yell at him "keep calm boy!"
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Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper next time and say "bad Fido".
Apparently I've been doing it wrong for the last 4 years