Love language

By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML
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mrlawlor7777 26
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Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper next time and say "bad Fido".

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Lorenzo1102 21
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Apparently I've been doing it wrong for the last 4 years

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AGB10 19
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You mean that isn't a turn on for you as much as it is for us boys?

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starile 19
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If he wanted her attention, maybe he should be doing the dishes.

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SMHsohard 22
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At least he doesn't do it when she's taking something out of the oven, like mine likes to.

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IAmzephyr 22

great logic 24. do dishes, get sex

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dannnngthatsux 19

#37, is good logic. always reward good behavior.

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Mightytall 35
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At least he isn't going full on caveman on you. Humping and grunting is comparatively nice :-)

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leogachi 15

No.

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Mightytall 35
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Nobody likes jokes anymore...

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SadLittleTurtle 11
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In all honesty, I don't see why #2 got downvoted so much. It's kind of true... as soon as OP said 'humping and grunting', I imagined a cave man... you guys who are downvoting are too harsh.

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Algorithm 24
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We do, 28. When they're funny.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Throw the dog a bone, then. Or rather, let him throw you a bone.

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spatula232 25
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Can you imagine if this was the common practice for flirting?

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91hayek 31

Well we're pretty close to primal flirting already aka twerking and stuff. In the animal kingdom they call that PRESENTING.

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Lorenzo1102 21
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Apparently I've been doing it wrong for the last 4 years

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KayDee29 31
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You just made my day.

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spatula232 25
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Profile picture is fitting

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VoldooPed 20
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It's the thought that counts.

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mrlawlor7777 26
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Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper next time and say "bad Fido".

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Cass_x 22
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Made me laugh really hard. Thanks, I needed it :D

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mrlawlor7777 26
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You're welcome. I was also thinking about positive reinforcement for good flirting, aka rub his belly and call him a good boy.

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Dre27 20
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Try doing the same to him

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Exaspera 54
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He'd think she was taking him up on the offer.

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NickEd 11
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Next time tell him to sit and call him a bad dog

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KwtWaffles 15
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spray some water on him and yell at him "keep calm boy!"

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