Intimacy: Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By alerra - 20/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By Roomie pay rent plz - 24/04/2016 01:25 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

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By Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2009 17:24 - United States

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

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Conkers 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:12

Why're you complaining? Would you rather he not use any with you? He wants to be safe. Geez... People these days.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 14 September 2009 3:34

inconvienentgurl - Please stop saying things, especially when you don't understand what you're talking about. You're giving me a massive headache. He meant the roommate wanted to have sex with him. Now, you're enlightened. And you misspelled inconvenient.

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kayceesaysfyl 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:21

awesome he sounds like he wants to save money on trojans ....naw

mrose57 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:24

Oh, snap!

iljajlm 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:29

Uhh...awkward...

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:35

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lmmmr 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:53

This.

PaulG10 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:18

hell yes!

FurryPurryKee 0

Monday 14 September 2009 4:31

#16, it's awkward and embarassing if your roommate wants to have sex with you and you don't reciprocate those feelings, whatever their sex. Especially if they've seen you with your pants off--roommates of the same gender aren't always as careful to cover up around each other. Stop trying to make it sound like he's being homophobic.

captainamerica50 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:23

#16 is a moron

thirdbase1733 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 4:41

do You realize how wildly uncomfortable that makes his life

thirdbase1733 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 4:41

do You realize how wildly uncomfortable that makes his life

Zalacoza 16

Tuesday 20 August 2013 1:04

Yes! So true.

aback 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:53

...ick.

harveywallbanger 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:58

Hot. You should have.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 14 September 2009 0:02

He wants to **** you. Take it as a compliment or don't, but take it regardless. Be flattered, who knows when your next lay will be.

Zero2Sixty 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:12

wow you gotta change because obviously he thinks your gay in a way

Kira_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:19

YEA BCUZ OMG THAT IZ TOTES SUMTHIN 2 CHANGE! You ******* moron...

awkwardturtley 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 6:14

Actually, yes it is if he doesn't want people to think he's gay which it seems OP doesn't. Obviously OP's room mate thought he was gay or something so people are getting a message he isn't intentionally sending out so before you bitch think it through cuz something DOES hafta change if OP doesn't want his room mate or others to think he's gay.