Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML
Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
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Top comments
Harry641 13
Hello sheldon
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I'd say FYL, but it doesn't seem like you have one. Kidding. Get some real friends, OP
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Comments (151)
ZeroIce 12
That doesnt work for me... :3
MYpenguinLOVESme 1
Reminds me of my life
dimplesimone 8
Honey, those aren't your real friends.
MrFuzzles 5
Time to make some 'real' Internet friends. Or maybe you should do something amazing that will make everyone like you. Such as.... Kick all their asses? Maybe not.
elguito 22
if those people are your real friends you need to make new and better friends
JSever 9
Forever alone
Mauskau 36
My friends would happily mention plans infront of me and never invite me. Doesn't bother me, I wouldn't wanna be around me either. When some would invite me I'd say no because they obviously didn't want me there in the first place :p
TheHolyLama 0
feel for ya man. least there is a protocol to follow. here we ignore the uninvited. oh, what a beautiful society we have.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Why don't you start making plans with them and see how they respond.
GutterMouth75 1
It's probably because you use terms like "social protocol."