Friends, Awkward and Party: Et tu, Chandler?

Et tu, Chandler?

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By CollegeStudent - 26/11/2016 05:55

Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML

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By z…… - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - Greece

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 20:59 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 21:48 - United States - Merrimack

Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML

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By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 12:49

Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML

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Left out

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 01:15 - Canada

Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML

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mike3775 35

Sunday 18 August 2019 14:07

Then they are not your friends.

saberjpg 6

Sunday 18 August 2019 17:36

Well, this isn't really as bad as it might seem. Your friends were invited to a pool party, and thus, they were too busy to hang out with you. The person throwing the pool party is the only person who can invite you, and they apparently don't like you. So, really, only one person doesn't like you.

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mike3775 35

Sunday 18 August 2019 14:07

Then they are not your friends.

saberjpg 6

Sunday 18 August 2019 17:36

sietseld 13

Sunday 18 August 2019 17:40

People are allowed to hang out together and don’t need to invite every other friend in their circle every single time. I have had a friend who would always get super jealous and give me grief if I dared do something without inviting her. And that right there is part of the reason I didn’t hang out with her too often.

mike3775 35

Sunday 18 August 2019 18:22

I had someone like that as an acquaintance. Notice the word HAD. I have very few true friends.

Lila Mathews 10

Sunday 18 August 2019 18:24

I know some people who can't handle that they are always involved in everything. Some get really annoyed and upset that I went to the cinema with a friend while they were away on holiday.

colderthanyou 15

Monday 19 August 2019 4:40

If they are a group of friends, and the whole group was invited except this person, I’d be hurt too

DKING123456789 16

Monday 19 August 2019 16:20

But this seems like it’s been happening.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 August 2019 18:03

Think positive! Just think they’d be intimidated by your massive dong and feel inadequate if you were to show it off in your Speedo. Yeah, let’s go with that!