Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
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Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML
Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
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Harry641 13
Hello sheldon
zoPwNAgEzo 21
I'd say FYL, but it doesn't seem like you have one. Kidding. Get some real friends, OP
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Comments (151)
bluntbeak 6
Maybe it's because you say things like "obliged by social protocol"?
AnonymousChik 5
At least you have friends
Zangetsu67 5
Welcome to the club
Rustler 5
Same here. They're not really friends anymore
J11196 3
You're lucky. My friends make plans right in front of me and I still don't get invited...
blackman100 20
Join the club. I only hang out with friends when i ask and my mom is near.
akg98 13
Awwww i sowwy
13katjade 6
At least they then invite you, I have heard so many plans made and they just pretend I wasnt there...FML...
Ohreo 2
I feel you man. Getting new friends is difficult and inviting yourself is usually out of the question :(
meandmyself206 4
Some friends....
08zw 19
OP, if they never invite you anywhere and you never hangout with them then when do they mention plans in front of you?
redhedsaysrawr 18
Probably on accident, like someone says "oh I'm so excited about the whatever this weekend!" and forgot she was there. This happened to me once, this girl I was friends with asked me if I was going to the mall with then that weekend, and I of course had no idea. She quickly changed the subject.