Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their Mario Kart dates. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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dacho 7
Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.
SHAAAAAARK 1
N64 is obviously better than you.
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Comments (134)
CaptainObvious_ 0
You must be terrible in bed.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
I think an N64 is a good enough reason for him to turn up to your house. They're so much fun, why don't you try to join in and have a little fun too?
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
Don't hate the n64. I have a wii, but I play n64 games on it because they are AWESOME.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
@4 Nothing wrong with a classic!
Goople 0
pwned by antique... well, no one passes up an offer to play nintendooooo
hiiamanna 0
woww.
SpyderMonkee 0
It took you two months to find that out? Give him more attention and he'll give you more.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Yeah.. True that..
DynamicDave 11
Haha that's awesome! Not gonna lie, I might do the same thing. N64 owns, sorry
spankymrd 0
hahahahaha good one perdic!!!!
DzNutz619 0
you should kick his @$$ out