Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
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Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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kiran_fml 5
Why would you EVER consider doing that??
Bill3485 3
at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!
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Comments (185)
Frankenale 3
That sucks
goddamniluvme 0
I would like to see a picture of this! Put it as ur profile pix!
vsu_2013 0
What were you thinking when you got that tattoo? And ouch that must have hurt
galt 13
Just wear skin coloured lipstick?
Playboy420 0
If the tattoo is on the inside of his lip its actually semi perminent and is expected to fade. Cause of the constant moisture. My friends faded in two weeks but it can go a couple months. They don't usually last long.
BloodFaerie 21
You are a DIPSHIT! That is the sort of thing you are SUPPOSED to think about BEFORE getting a tattoo!
howsitgoingjc 2
You sir just took the stupid cake
cc_the_beast 6
I thought it was a variation of 'holler', I gangsterised version if you will...
cjrand 7
Perhaps no one ever explained to you the concept of how a tattoo is permanent and how most people who choose to get them have them put in areas easily concealed by the common article of clothing... Your tattoo is simply serving as visible IQ screening test. At least you're saving them the trouble of holding back the difficult questions like "did you graduate from high school?"...
DKjazz 20
I know a very elderly lady whose great grandchild is pregnant. When her great-great grandbaby is born, she's getting a commemorative tattoo on her cheek.