Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
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Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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kiran_fml 5
Why would you EVER consider doing that??
Bill3485 3
at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!
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Comments (185)
twilightluvr101 4
You should have gotten ”insert dick here” in its place, that would probably get you a few jobs lol;-)
idkhaha 4
How stupid can u be??? Tattoos don't fade!!!
FukUrDreamz 0
u should have gotten "idiot" instead of holla
grannygruber 6
I first assumed it was inside the lip, but in that case potential employers wouldn't see it to begin with. On the outside makes no damn sense at all. But if u r female and it is on the outside, consider getting "permanent lipstick", a tattoo that looks like you have lipstick on.
Senseless_487 29
It just happens. I have a tattoo on my hand and wrist, and I was told to come in for a touch up once a year. It hasn't faded a bit in 10 years. My artist is baffled. OP really should have thought about placement. What moron gets a tattoo on their face? Only famous people can usually get away with it.
Feedmyaddiction5 14
I would like to just point out the obvious,tattoos don't really fade unless they are poorly done, not well taken care of during the healing process or they are 50 years old. Just saying. Dumb ass
Emerald_86 0
Really??? How could you not think that through.. Idiot...
jmichael11 9
It's a tattoo not permanent marker you idiot. You deserve it haha.
wriptidez 0
i think a surgeon could help. bestvwishes xxxooo
canopenerbob 2
StGreat, now taxpayers can support you the rest of your life! Enjoy Medicaid, unemployment and food stamps!! Wait!! Nevermind! Just make up some bullshit sob story And get disability!!