By bananamuffin - 30/03/2012 19:13 - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
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kiran_fml 5

Why would you EVER consider doing that??

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Bill3485 3

at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!

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skyeyez9 24

I always wondered why some people have a teardrop tattooed on their face near their eye. Does it have any meaning or did they think it was cool?

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greatbigumph 3

A teardrop tattoo is a designator to say that you've killed someone (either in or out of prison).

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Mommyof2_91 10

Well it actually depends which side the tear drop is on.. Not sure which is which. But one means you killed someone and one means somebody killed a loved one.

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benhd1 14

I would tell you to try to convince them that you're M?ori or have M?ori ancestry (they get lots of tattoos, quite a few traditional ones are put on the face) but I don't think they'd believe it with a "Holla" tattoo

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Briget_fml 3

Go back to school, and get a degree in something like a Medical Transcriptionist, then you can work from home and make great money..

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mslexus07 0

who gets a tattoo and EXPECTS it to fade?

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Linkerdoodles 15

There needs to be a "You are a ******* dumbass" button for cases like these.

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Superfreak420 0

Dumb ass mo Fucka!

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rubberduckie94 13

I love tats but my rule I used was to get them where they show only when I wanted it to show. Good luck. I hope you find a place to work that will not discriminate.

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Katy326 10

You could always buy a lipstick or makeup that matches your skin tone. I mean even if your a dude, wearing makeup and having a job is better than being jobless.

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