Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
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Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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kiran_fml 5
Why would you EVER consider doing that??
Bill3485 3
at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!
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Comments (185)
skyeyez9 24
I always wondered why some people have a teardrop tattooed on their face near their eye. Does it have any meaning or did they think it was cool?
greatbigumph 3
A teardrop tattoo is a designator to say that you've killed someone (either in or out of prison).
Mommyof2_91 10
Well it actually depends which side the tear drop is on.. Not sure which is which. But one means you killed someone and one means somebody killed a loved one.
benhd1 14
I would tell you to try to convince them that you're M?ori or have M?ori ancestry (they get lots of tattoos, quite a few traditional ones are put on the face) but I don't think they'd believe it with a "Holla" tattoo
Briget_fml 3
Go back to school, and get a degree in something like a Medical Transcriptionist, then you can work from home and make great money..
vbmg152 18
Dumbass, holla!
mslexus07 0
who gets a tattoo and EXPECTS it to fade?
Linkerdoodles 15
There needs to be a "You are a ******* dumbass" button for cases like these.
lemonsquid 6
Dumbassssss
Superfreak420 0
Dumb ass mo Fucka!
rubberduckie94 13
I love tats but my rule I used was to get them where they show only when I wanted it to show. Good luck. I hope you find a place to work that will not discriminate.
Katy326 10
You could always buy a lipstick or makeup that matches your skin tone. I mean even if your a dude, wearing makeup and having a job is better than being jobless.