Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML
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Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
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kiran_fml 5
Why would you EVER consider doing that??
Bill3485 3
at least youve come to grips with the stupidity of your purchase!
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Comments (185)
DivaDemona 6
You expected a real tattoo to fade? Really? Stupid just isn't the word for you. YDI!
LennyComa 39
Well I'm sure that at no point in the decision making process that getting a lower lip tattoo may of been a mistake. I mean look how many successful people have lower lip tattoo's...YDI...god damn you musta been dumb 5yrs ago
WhoaItsKiernan 4
Well since you're stupid enough to actually get a tatoo ON YOUR FACE, I suggest maybe getting it removed..? You do realize that's possible? Or are you that dumb?
fsamslife92 8
YDI for expecting a tattoo to fade.
linkinpark98 23
Dumbass... -_-
Fml_FTW228 10
I'm sorry but this is bothering me. Is it just me or does this girl look like she's about 60 when she is only 14?
TheFamilyElf 17
I'm sorry but this is bothering me. How is that relevant? Or true?
lildevilish1987 3
wrecking balm doesn't work, well it works until you stop using it then the tattoo comes back in full glory, sometimes brighter than before (and plus it's like $70 a tube and OP said they were unemployed) you can try a few things to fade it naturally, like getting really bad sunburn which will cause the color to peel out of it pretty well (but hurt like heck because you sunburnt your lips/face) or some OTC medications (like proactiv) have an acid ingredient that if tattooed into flesh will permanantly fade a tattoo and allow for easy cover up with like a lightly tinted chapstick (which male or female works if it's a subtile tint that nobody would notice)
medicatedsex 4
Also people aren't realizing you mean on the inside of your lower lip, and I have a mustache on my top lip !
Lovebites2011 0
Tattoos aren't suppose to fade. Why do you think the needle goes through like 6 layers of skin? To make sure it is permanet! To insure that the ink will not fade. Maybe you should of done some reasearch before you got your tattoo, since common sense didn't tell you any of this.