By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 951
You deserved it 7 908

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.

at least she won't forget your name =)


Noooooo, really? Thanks for pointing out the blatantly obvious. Yet another rush to be first. -.-

jillianmathers12 13

I don't get why this is a FML, insurance pays for it and it will make a funny story if you ever get married!

enonymous 8

Hope you didn't start out with "well I'm used to abusing my rear but I always imagined it would be my bf and not his mom doing the work"

swimchica22 0

That awkward moment when...:/

Damn_Hippster 11

At least you didn't hit your boyfriend's mom!

Most insurance companies don't allow women to drive in reverse. You were supposed to jack up the rear and flip a bitch per your policy.

leprechaun23 15

Add cliché women driving joke here

ohwellwhyme 2

Everyone thumbs down this comment please.

Honestly, girls cannot drive. Yet they make guys insurance higher. Thumbs down Idfc just speaking truth

3- people like you are why there's war all around the world.

She should have been paying attention. In hind sight all accidents are avoidable

brianfantana32 10

That would work, except #3 wasn't there, otherwise that plan is foolproof

At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Women can't drive. Proven fact.

98 I'm so sick of those jokes they need to stop.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Comment moderated cuz apparently the OP is a guy. Im eating my words

at least she won't forget your name =)

To the mom, op's name is "that bitch who hit my car"

To op, op's mom's name is 'the woman who gave birth to me and sued me for hitting her car' or maybe even 'birth-giver whom sued me'

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

45- wtf mate?!? Did you not read it at all? . He hit his boyfriends mum's car! Not his mum's !!!!geezus

leprechaun23 15

Hi I'm OP. What a nice car you had until now

leprechaun23 15
arcanevandal 0

Basic reading comprehension skills would allow you to understand his comment. He is obviously pretending to be OP, which explains the "Hi, I'm OP." part. The "What a nice car you had until now" part is he saying that his boyfriend's mother had a nice car until he wrecked into it.

47 = not so smart Anyone with half a brain should get this!

SpruceDread4578 13

119- 47's a brony, it makes sense why he/she didn't get the joke.

GoW_Chick 14

Looks like it's time to apologize and do a little ass kissing OP

katheo21 0

Oh man, be a bit more careful next time sister

GoW_Chick 14

55- *cheesy game show host voice* You win! Here are a list of your prizes to choose from: A) OP's rear bumper B) a pet zombie complete with rotting limbs C) the ever so intriguing ?mystery box What will it be?

B definitely so I can create an army and cause an apocalypse unless the government pays up.

GoW_Chick 14

Well I didn't mean to it just came out that way I knew it looked familiar forgive me I'm sorry!! If it helps it's a kind of a compliment to your superior posts

GoW_Chick 14

your comments are a hell of a lot better then mine so I called them superior...

katheo21 0

Sorry, not paying too much attention to things today... I'm sure the person who wrote this can relate

Talk about a good first impression! That does suck though..

16- omg really?!? Please tell us What else do you like??

Torva_fml 16

I enjoy watching dumb comments get burried.