Fyl..

Noooooo, really? Thanks for pointing out the blatantly obvious. Yet another rush to be first. -.-

I don't get why this is a FML, insurance pays for it and it will make a funny story if you ever get married!

Agree

Should have sped away. Rookie mistake

Hope you didn't start out with "well I'm used to abusing my rear but I always imagined it would be my bf and not his mom doing the work"

That awkward moment when...:/

At least you didn't hit your boyfriend's mom!

U guys hate 2 much :)

It's the governments fault...

Female drivers...

Most insurance companies don't allow women to drive in reverse. You were supposed to jack up the rear and flip a bitch per your policy.

Add cliché women driving joke here

Everyone thumbs down this comment please.

Hahahaha nice reason for an account

Honestly, girls cannot drive. Yet they make guys insurance higher.
Thumbs down Idfc just speaking truth

She should have cussed you out

Why? It wasn't on purpose.

3- people like you are why there's war all around the world.

She should have been paying attention. In hind sight all accidents are avoidable

3- She should have cussed YOU out.

That would work, except #3 wasn't there, otherwise that plan is foolproof

At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.

Lol so true

Women can't drive. Proven fact.

98 I'm so sick of those jokes they need to stop.

Comment moderated cuz apparently the OP is a guy. Im eating my words

that would be awkward.

at least she won't forget your name =)

To the mom, op's name is "that bitch who hit my car"

To op, op's mom's name is 'the woman who gave birth to me and sued me for hitting her car' or maybe even 'birth-giver whom sued me'

^ read the FML again.

45- wtf mate?!? Did you not read it at all? . He hit his boyfriends mum's car! Not his mum's !!!!geezus

Hi I'm OP. What a nice car you had until now

Add sexist women joke here

Um, what?

Basic reading comprehension skills would allow you to understand his comment. He is obviously pretending to be OP, which explains the "Hi, I'm OP." part. The "What a nice car you had until now" part is he saying that his boyfriend's mother had a nice car until he wrecked into it.

47 = not so smart
Anyone with half a brain should get this!

119- 47's a brony, it makes sense why he/she didn't get the joke.

Looks like it's time to apologize and do a little ass kissing OP

I bet that was one awkward meeting.

GoW_Chick I think ur hot

Oh man, be a bit more careful next time sister

*brother

*mother

* other

*smother

It says OP is a guy

55- *cheesy game show host voice*

You win! Here are a list of your prizes to choose from:
A) OP's rear bumper
B) a pet zombie complete with rotting limbs
C) the ever so intriguing ?mystery box

What will it be?

B definitely so I can create an army and cause an apocalypse unless the government pays up.

What the hell #76, you took my idea!

Well I didn't mean to it just came out that way I knew it looked familiar
forgive me I'm sorry!!
If it helps it's a kind of a compliment to your superior posts

Superior what-now?

your comments are a hell of a lot better then mine so I called them superior...

Sorry, not paying too much attention to things today... I'm sure the person who wrote this can relate

Well how long have you been going out? xD

Talk about a good first impression! That does suck though..

^^i love your pic^^

16- omg really?!? Please tell us What else do you like??

I enjoy watching dumb comments get burried.