Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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japtch
| 15
At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.
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J9ssica
| 13
at least she won't forget your name =)
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CarmenCnh
| 22
Fyl..
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taytay6510
| 6
Noooooo, really? Thanks for pointing out the blatantly obvious. Yet another rush to be first. -.-
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jillianmathers12
| 13
I don't get why this is a FML, insurance pays for it and it will make a funny story if you ever get married!
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Icecream93
| 4
Agree
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lololog
| 0
Should have sped away. Rookie mistake
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enonymous
| 8
Hope you didn't start out with "well I'm used to abusing my rear but I always imagined it would be my bf and not his mom doing the work"
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swimchica22
| 0
That awkward moment when...:/
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
At least you didn't hit your boyfriend's mom!
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CarmenCnh
| 22
U guys hate 2 much :)
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chris19sn
| 4
It's the governments fault...
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Skywalkaz
| 0
Female drivers...
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Monkeybuttcream
| 4
Most insurance companies don't allow women to drive in reverse. You were supposed to jack up the rear and flip a bitch per your policy.
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leprechaun23
| 15
Add cliché women driving joke here
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ohwellwhyme
| 2
Everyone thumbs down this comment please.
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msloan33
| 7
Hahahaha nice reason for an account
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EatnBeef
| 7
Honestly, girls cannot drive. Yet they make guys insurance higher.
Thumbs down Idfc just speaking truth
Thumbs down Idfc just speaking truth
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icannoni
| 0
She should have cussed you out
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TheMaster15
| 10
Why? It wasn't on purpose.
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SillyFart
| 7
3- people like you are why there's war all around the world.
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icannoni
| 0
She should have been paying attention. In hind sight all accidents are avoidable
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periwinkle95
| 10
3- She should have cussed YOU out.
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brianfantana32
| 10
That would work, except #3 wasn't there, otherwise that plan is foolproof
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japtch
| 15
At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.
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stuffhappens223
| 7
Lol so true
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
Women can't drive. Proven fact.
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rahavan
| 15
98 I'm so sick of those jokes they need to stop.
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
Comment moderated cuz apparently the OP is a guy. Im eating my words
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suxs4ulol
| 22
that would be awkward.
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J9ssica
| 13
at least she won't forget your name =)
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
To the mom, op's name is "that bitch who hit my car"
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ICATiger
| 13
To op, op's mom's name is 'the woman who gave birth to me and sued me for hitting her car' or maybe even 'birth-giver whom sued me'
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
^ read the FML again.
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cosmosis
| 12
45- wtf mate?!? Did you not read it at all? . He hit his boyfriends mum's car! Not his mum's !!!!geezus
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leprechaun23
| 15
Hi I'm OP. What a nice car you had until now
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leprechaun23
| 15
Add sexist women joke here
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TS13_fml
| 0
Um, what?
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arcanevandal
| 0
Basic reading comprehension skills would allow you to understand his comment. He is obviously pretending to be OP, which explains the "Hi, I'm OP." part. The "What a nice car you had until now" part is he saying that his boyfriend's mother had a nice car until he wrecked into it.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
47 = not so smart
Anyone with half a brain should get this!
Anyone with half a brain should get this!
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SpruceDread4578
| 13
119- 47's a brony, it makes sense why he/she didn't get the joke.
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Looks like it's time to apologize and do a little ass kissing OP
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ZDK5498
| 6
I bet that was one awkward meeting.
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yourdumb101
| 0
GoW_Chick I think ur hot
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katheo21
| 0
Oh man, be a bit more careful next time sister
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zombicidal
| 11
*brother
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GoW_Chick
| 14
*mother
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GoW_Chick
| 14
* other
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zombicidal
| 11
*smother
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amrik
| 11
It says OP is a guy
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GoW_Chick
| 14
55- *cheesy game show host voice*
You win! Here are a list of your prizes to choose from:
A) OP's rear bumper
B) a pet zombie complete with rotting limbs
C) the ever so intriguing ?mystery box
What will it be?
You win! Here are a list of your prizes to choose from:
A) OP's rear bumper
B) a pet zombie complete with rotting limbs
C) the ever so intriguing ?mystery box
What will it be?
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zombicidal
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B definitely so I can create an army and cause an apocalypse unless the government pays up.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
What the hell #76, you took my idea!
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Well I didn't mean to it just came out that way I knew it looked familiar
forgive me I'm sorry!!
If it helps it's a kind of a compliment to your superior posts
forgive me I'm sorry!!
If it helps it's a kind of a compliment to your superior posts
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Superior what-now?
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GoW_Chick
| 14
your comments are a hell of a lot better then mine so I called them superior...
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katheo21
| 0
Sorry, not paying too much attention to things today... I'm sure the person who wrote this can relate
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bballskilliz2nd
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Well how long have you been going out? xD
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sicnesses
| 6
Talk about a good first impression! That does suck though..
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konstantinos616
| 17
^^i love your pic^^
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TS13_fml
| 0
16- omg really?!? Please tell us What else do you like??
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Torva_fml
| 16
I enjoy watching dumb comments get burried.