Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, my wife whined that she couldn't sleep, while she had her eyes glued to her phone, her Switch in her lap, the TV on, and her bedside light shining in her face. I've long since learned not to comment on this. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my wife has been going to a "women's group" for the last couple of months. She now refuses to do anything around the house, blatantly spoils our daughter, and talks to our son like he's mentally incompetent. She insists that she's just "reclaiming her power" but it makes everyone else miserable. FML
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someteenager 13
Ask her why she does it
Amburito 0
Next time just take the remote from her.
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Comments (123)
HappyJello 7
You should just watch the show from the other room.
dasteve 0
That's what happens when you continuously narrte the show.
yuri63f6 7
Pull out a comic, stay there and continue reading. See what happens.
katty2229 4
Stay in the room next time when she changes it.. Or get to the tv first and do it back to her.. Stupid woman
thecrazyhotchick 0
Get her back by switching to a show she hates, then switching back?
Im_Mousey 1
It's genius! That's exactly what I used to do when I watched tv. You're only complaining because you didn't think of it first.
adilloway311 0
At least she doesn't make u watch the Hollywood shows with her...
Volleyballer007 0
That when you start to ignore her, cause then she will be all "Wtf?!? He used to be so attached!" it will annoy her sooooo much more.
katlyn69 0
Lol wtf get a divorce?
perdix 31
Why do let her handle the remote? Wait a second! Are you the same guy you lets his drunk wife confiscate his genitals (aka, his "controller") and then do whatever she wants to you?