Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, my wife whined that she couldn't sleep, while she had her eyes glued to her phone, her Switch in her lap, the TV on, and her bedside light shining in her face. I've long since learned not to comment on this. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my wife has been going to a "women's group" for the last couple of months. She now refuses to do anything around the house, blatantly spoils our daughter, and talks to our son like he's mentally incompetent. She insists that she's just "reclaiming her power" but it makes everyone else miserable. FML
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someteenager 13
Ask her why she does it
Amburito 0
Next time just take the remote from her.
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Comments (123)
brick_man33 14
tell her I make the money, I watch what I want.
marilyn2012 0
Ur the dummy lol if it's been that long. Mayb she needed space can't be all negative
AmandaBrown11 1
Um, ask her why you annoy her so much that she wants you to leave the room? Maybe you're just annoying and she needs some alone time every now and then. Or maybe she hates you. Communication is good.
cumofo 3
You're so ******, you don't even know it. Grow some balls and leave the bitch. Wait till you find out what else she's doing to you.
girl112891 7
I wonder what that's all about... Makes no sense to do this.
ZenMasta 5
time for a divorce
creeder 0
Well it may be a hint that she really doesn't enjoy your company any more! May be time to attorney shop!
goodsib 1
Serves you right for getting married
kayfeffa 10
Maybe you smell and she can't stand the smell of you lol :p
SammiiiiBoo 0
Sorry but that is sorta funny :)