Kids, Relatable and Growing old: The grey zone - FML

The grey zone

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 18:00

Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 June 2022 19:33

If you think he's so stupid, what do you care about his estimation of your age? Now, if a fine, upstanding young person offers to help you cross the street, you've got problems.

SJKatt 15

Sunday 26 June 2022 22:17

I promise you that your use of the phrase "teen thug" and casual ableism says much more about your age than whatever your face does.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 June 2022 19:33

If you think he's so stupid, what do you care about his estimation of your age? Now, if a fine, upstanding young person offers to help you cross the street, you've got problems.

SJKatt 15

Sunday 26 June 2022 22:17

I promise you that your use of the phrase "teen thug" and casual ableism says much more about your age than whatever your face does.

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