Health: Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I...

By angela - 12/06/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I thought my face was breaking out with pimples, and I thought it was weird because I never break out. And I noticed all these "bug bites" all over my body. When I got home, I realized those weren't bug bites. I have chicken pox, and my high school graduation is tomorrow. FML

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By Spotted - 18/02/2009 22:09 - Canada

Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML

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By carriageway - 31/01/2020 01:00 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2016 15:21 - United States - Dunkirk

Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML

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By Katieeee - 04/11/2023 22:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML

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By thisentiretime... - 18/03/2013 20:30 - United States - Morristown

Today, I found out that my recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 17:07 - United States

Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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RitzyHoke 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:06

This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...

iFellytone 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:03

Ouch...

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iFellytone 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:03

Ouch...

sugababy234565 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:05

lots of makeup. but you might want to like cake it all over your face.

RitzyHoke 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:06

This happened to me ... for my primary school graduation. Damn sad. Hope you get over it soon. I haven't. It has been 4 years ...

dani212 0

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Turnip_Girl 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:07

Damn. D: Get well soon!

1bored 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:07

That sukcs :( fyl for sure hope u get better :)

shimmyya88 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:08

Go anyway. I'm guessing most of the kids there, if not all of em have already had the chicken pox. Maybe put some make up over em and voila. Sorry though, that does really bite.

Aelaena 6

Friday 12 June 2009 12:10

That sucks so much, don't people usually get chicken pox around 7 years old though?

softbonez 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:12

How do you get to 12th grade without getting chicken pox or the vaccination?

mnvikes 7

Saturday 1 December 2012 16:50

Vaccination doesn't always work. And it is required to go to school (at least where I live).

MiseryLotus 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:13

Most people don't even get the chicken pox anymore. None of my friends or me have ever had it. Unless they started giving vaccines at birth four years after you were born (we're high school freshmen), you should've been immune.