FML : Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class...

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Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jess - / Thursday 30 April 2009 04:51 / United States

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By donkeybutts | 0

#156877 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:29

you could have just showed them the toothbrush...not really fml

By djse | 6

#156889 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:31

I can almost hear this going down. No, you guys! It's my toothbrush! I have a dentist appointment...YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! *cry* #2 - All pulling out the toothbrush (no pun intended) woulda done is help start the rumor that Jess masturbates with her toothbrush between classes. Kids are assholes.

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By Tehalon | 0

#156860 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:24

Did you offer em live shows?

By donkeybutts | 0

#156877 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:29

you could have just showed them the toothbrush...not really fml

zoe768532 | 1

#3840295 - Friday 6 January 2012 06:20

Totally agree

By kk_fml | 0

#156878 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:29

I hate FMLs like this. Is it really that hard to give a simple explanation? All you had to say was "no its my toothbrush" then pull it out to prove it and its not an FML. Also why would they think it was a vibrator and not a phone? way more likely

DimebagDavid | 0

#988255 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 04:56

I hate fake FML's too

stephanieeDawnx | 0

#3600455 - Friday 18 November 2011 05:36

Because phones don't vibrate constantly? Even if it's ringing, every phone I've ever had only rang for a few seconds, stopped, then vibrated again. Whereas, a vibrator vibrates nonstop, unless you make it stop. But I agree, they could've explained, & pulled it out to prove.

SebastianG | 2

#4137744 - Thursday 8 March 2012 08:07

Because phones don't continuously vibrate.

By djse | 6

#156889 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:31

By mattmag | 0

#156890 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:31

So? If it was your phone, your class would probably yell the same thing. I'm sure they didn't actually think it was a vibrator, but wanted to poke fun at you instead. How do these get past moderation? When I moderate, there are tons of great ones that never get on the site.

By yabrett | 0

#156892 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:31

#3, probably cause phone's vibrate, pause, vibrate, pause etc... electric toothbrush's (like vibrators) don't stop vibrating, but ya i agree this isn't really an FML, and stupid ones like this shouldn't get approved