By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
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donkeybutts 0
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you could have just showed them the toothbrush...not really fml

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djse 8
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I can almost hear this going down. No, you guys! It's my toothbrush! I have a dentist appointment...YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! *cry* #2 - All pulling out the toothbrush (no pun intended) woulda done is help start the rumor that Jess masturbates with her toothbrush between classes. Kids are assholes.

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Tehalon 0
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Did you offer em live shows?

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donkeybutts 0
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you could have just showed them the toothbrush...not really fml

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zoe768532 1
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Totally agree

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kk_fml 0
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I hate FMLs like this. Is it really that hard to give a simple explanation? All you had to say was "no its my toothbrush" then pull it out to prove it and its not an FML. Also why would they think it was a vibrator and not a phone? way more likely

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DimebagDavid 0
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I hate fake FML's too

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stephanieeDawnx 0
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Because phones don't vibrate constantly? Even if it's ringing, every phone I've ever had only rang for a few seconds, stopped, then vibrated again. Whereas, a vibrator vibrates nonstop, unless you make it stop. But I agree, they could've explained, & pulled it out to prove.

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SebastianG 2
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Because phones don't continuously vibrate.

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djse 8
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I can almost hear this going down. No, you guys! It's my toothbrush! I have a dentist appointment...YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! *cry* #2 - All pulling out the toothbrush (no pun intended) woulda done is help start the rumor that Jess masturbates with her toothbrush between classes. Kids are assholes.

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mattmag 0
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So? If it was your phone, your class would probably yell the same thing. I'm sure they didn't actually think it was a vibrator, but wanted to poke fun at you instead. How do these get past moderation? When I moderate, there are tons of great ones that never get on the site.

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yabrett 0
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#3, probably cause phone's vibrate, pause, vibrate, pause etc... electric toothbrush's (like vibrators) don't stop vibrating, but ya i agree this isn't really an FML, and stupid ones like this shouldn't get approved

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dammn 0
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i agree with # 2

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audereyy 0
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aw that sucks....

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friedkabob1225 0
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The girl in the corner who really does have a vibrator is silently defending you

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tehhotness 0
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shoulda put on a show, you would have gone from being made fun of to being the most popular girl in school

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