Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
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Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend found some noise-canceling headphones that he forgot he had. Once he adjusted them and put them on, he sat down and asked me to tell him about my day. FML
Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
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Top comments
ananicosia 28
Communication is key to a good relationship. Talk to him about it, if he doesn't listen then, maybe it's time to reevaluate your relationship.
Enkeria 30
I'm honestly not sure how to respond to this. If he pays less attention to you when he's awake, maybe have a heart-to-heart with him? Good luck OP!
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Comments (28)
tohellwithlife 13
wat did u confess?
Enkeria 30
I'm honestly not sure how to respond to this. If he pays less attention to you when he's awake, maybe have a heart-to-heart with him? Good luck OP!
ananicosia 28
Communication is key to a good relationship. Talk to him about it, if he doesn't listen then, maybe it's time to reevaluate your relationship.
Sliver1991 26
Talk to him about it while he's asleep!
NightOWL666 14
So talk to him in his sleep? But really you need to evaluate the relationship. How you can really be with someone that won't listen to you or care what you have to say? You deserve better.
Neekovolwf 22
Imagine how rude it would be if he started snoring
Idiotskillme 20
While he's sleeping, tell him you're not having sex anymore, that'll wake him up
HeartYou101 31
Welcome to men
aliciousness116 16
How is that even possible to communicate at a stretch with someone who is in his deep sleep?
Sora_McKain 36
Quite easy actually, depends on the person though. Take it from someone who's sister can have an hour and a half long in depth conversation while she is asleep.
geekpower_fml 28
Mine is the same. And he responds, too. We have the best conversations whilst he's asleep. It's even better when he starts talking about his dreams, which are completely nonsensical.
Kidd_Ant 18
*Slowly applauds you*
inks98 14
That happened to my boyfriend only once... But it was adorable! He started mumbling in his sleep, So I asked who was he talking to and he said the man in the corner before falling asleep properly again.
DeadxManxWalking 27
How is this a bad thing? Do you talk in your sleep?