By humanalarmclock - 21/05/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
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trippydoll 4

DO U AT LEAST GET SOME?? HAHA DONT BE A MEAN GF. WAKE HIM UP.

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Jesuswasabi 0

do you take away his morning wood?

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luckylucas26 9

could be worse, at least he doesn't ask u to stay over just to **** u!

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RedPillSucks 31

That probably would have been better.

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WorkThatButt 2

That's because I'm ******* him. :o

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sourgirl101 28

Work that butt. Super funny.

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RedPillSucks 31

Get the "Clocky" alarm clock that rolls around the room. Tie a 8 ft length of string to it. Tie the other end to his dick. Dump him.

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Lqum26 0

I don't think she should dump for this, but your idea definitely would work. hahahaha

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brittx3 0

that could just be his excuse. lol people can wake up on their own.. if you guys just started going out he could just be sorta shy.. I don't think this is a fyl..

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tell him to get an alarm clock and if he doesn't treat you better dump him.

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Char_The_emo 0

Lol realy? Wow just go over and wake him up.......Maybe he just wants to see your pretty face in the morning instead of hearing that damn annoying clcok i know id rather wake up to hunny wake up than beep beep beep beep

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Granddragon 0

probly because sex with an alarm clock can be painful and is illegal in 49 states.

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rinranthatway 4

My boyfriend does that. Every Friday night he sleeps over at my house so we can wake up together On saturday morning Then we spend the whole day together.

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