elenadeluigi

Miss St. Catharines, Canada 30 years-old Single

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Dude, gross!

Today, I found out that my lovely, amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles, and out of my window. FML

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hoggypig 23 April 2012, 13:00

Charming

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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rolyat 1 May 2012, 16:41 Rochester, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML

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elenadeluigi

Dude, gross!

Charming

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