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i second this

I third this
BEOTCH

I "fourth" this

I dont see how the Op's life is fucked. The girl is in love with has the body odor not him. And the fact that she doesn't know but everyone else including him does, makes it even worse for her. If he loves her, then he should tell her.

fifth'd

every rose has its thorns! =D

major turnoff

sixthed!!! just get a friend to talk to her about it douche!!! stupid anti flood!!! I hate waiting to post on different fmls.

im just replying to this to be near the top hahaha

137 your my hero

subtly suggest taking a shower together or something

omg.. get over it... if she's that gorgeous physically and as a person you don't even slightly deserve her

eww get over her

It's an FML because she's perfect except for that and his options are either live with the bad scent or try to politely tell her. He's not a jerk. He just appreciates basic hygiene

eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol

man, you are the funniest person.

or just invite her to take a shower with you ;)
win/win

That could deffinitly work

"deo"? because it's just that hard to say deodorant...

let her know

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If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.

Bingo.

Ditto.

Funny post though.

Yea she's a woman, she's not gonna be able to have a mature conversation about her flaws. She's gonna dump this guy if he brings it up.

Because men can have such conversations much better? You're an idiot, and apparently all of the people you know are idiots.

I never said men were any better it, I just call it as I see it.

I wouldn't dump a guy if he told me I had a BO problem - I'd be thankful he told me. The OP just needs to make sure he tells her respectfully, not in front of friends or anything, and that he doesn't tell anyone he's going to talk to her about it, because that way it'll look like he was talking behind her back.

OP, the best way to confront this would be to just talk to her when you two are alone. Drop a lot of compliments in there, and just be honest, but don't do more than say it. Simply state that you (Don't mention anyone else talking about her BO or she'll be embarrassed) have noticed that sometimes she smells a little sweaty and that you just thought you should tell her.

You can surgically remove your sense of smell, fall out of love or just tell her.

Seriously? You're going to bitch about that?
Hah. Just let her know. Get over yourself dudeee.

where u from

Really? have you ever told somebody they have a body odor problem, especially when you're romantically interested in that person? It doesn't really seem like the start of happily ever after

Ew, that's just gross. What is it with girls not putting on deodorant and smelling bad?! It's not that hard to shower and get some deodorant and perfume. And if it's a medical condition, get help ASAP. No one needs to be smelling your BO.

Perfume? Are you serious? Deodorant and soap work. I've never met a perfume/body spray I liked.

--Female

Doesn't mean that other females don't like perfume either. Infact most do.

lol funnnnnnny! Just buy her deoradaant and perfume or something lol!

I agree with #2

I really hope the makeup in your Dp is a joke because that just looks terrible ...